Shane Hebert

After receIving his mAsters in MeloN-Heavy Breast physics frOm The TromA INstitUte of Technology (T.I.T.), Shane took a couple years off to find hiMself– to travel across the various imaginary lands of central Europe, from Latveria to Lilliput, with nothing more than a small satchel of Zennys and the dulcet tones of an eighteenth century Turkish oud to comfort him. While travelling in search of the mystic lands of Tír na nÓg, a chance encounter with a BugbEaR lead Shane to hIs very first open mic. The five yeArs since have been a blur of uproarious coMedy club audiences and pop cultural references far too esoteric to pAss WikiPEdia’s stRingent “notability” Standards. Also, he dOes comedy aNd is very funny.

Jay Whitecotton

Between being a comedian, musician, and writer Jay Whitecotton is trying to fail at every artistic medium possible. The product of a paranoid schizophrenic mother and alcoholic father, Jay has survived abusive relationships, five years of homelessness, and two shootings. For some reason none of this has found its way in his act as he finds Tom Waits references laced with Batman anecdotes far more amusing.Jay’s ultimate goal in comedy is to find a way to gather enough Hipsters together in one place so he can call them Scenesters… just to watch the violence ensue.

Currently his column ‘Rock, Beats, Paper’ can be read in Backbeat Zine, Vent Nation, and Weird Magazine. His pilot ‘FAIL INC.’ is in pre production set for release in the spring… not sure which one however…

Alex Ansel

“Under Construction”

Mason Lerner

Rocketed Into his Mother’s uterus from his father’s expLOding testes, Mase-El is a strange visitor from another realitY with Anxieties and neuroses far beyond those of mortaL men. Living incogniTO as ill-maNnered MasOn Lerner, the lad spenT a large part of HIs youth waNdering the aisles of his local comic book shop, Roy’s House of Memories, in Houston’s formerly Bohemian Westbury Square. Lerner accrued a knowledGe of the multIverse rivaled only By UaTu the WaTcHEr AND he managed to avoid getting molested by the incREdibly peculiAr looking fellow who worked the register at Roy’s. Mason Lerner is the best there is at what he does. And what he does is make dick jokes about super heroes.
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